Try Butt Stuff BBQ Co.

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Try Butt Stuff BBQ Co.
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Try Butt Stuff BBQ Co.

You're Invited

Butt Stuff Backyard Bash

Low · Slow · Bring a Chair

When

Saturday

[Date TBD] · 2:00 PM

Where

The Backyard

[Address shared after RSVP]

Dress Code

Stretchy Pants

You'll understand later.

Vibe

Pitmaster Casual

Leave the judgment at home.

The Gist

You're invited to Try Butt Stuff.

We're firing up the smoker.

Here's what you'll need when you get here: a bib, a serious appetite, a sense of humor, and absolutely zero dignity.

The menu is where it all starts to make sense. And where the dignity goes to die laughing.

Try Butt Stuff BBQ Co. exists because of one simple observation — when someone says "Wanna try Butt Stuff tonight?" there's excitement, confusion, disappointment, and then pure joy when it turns out to be outstanding barbecue. One look at the menu and you'll agree — Greg was right.

Expect deliberate innuendos, dish names that make you look around to see if anyone else just read that, eye roll, shake your head, and grin anyway. And food so good it'll ruin every other backyard BBQ for you permanently. This is just Greg doing what he loves most, for the people he loves most, with a menu that'll make everyone laugh along the way.

⚠ Maybe don't read the menu out loud to children.

A genuine note — none of this is meant to offend or make anyone uncomfortable. It's meant to make everyone laugh and if it misses for you, we completely understand. No hard feelings whatsoever. The food however will do its best to turn that around. The BBQ doesn't care what you call it. It's just happy you're here. So are we.

Come for the joke. Stay for the smoke. 🔥

The Menu

What's coming off the smoker.

Est. 2026 · Backyard Edition

The Juicy Details

Served family-style 'til it's gone. Pitmaster's choice. No substitutions. Menu subject to change. Pace yourself — it's a marathon, not a sprint.

From the Smoker pace yourself

  • Beat That Meat Brisket 14 HR

    We beat it with our Texas inspired Beat That Meat BBQ rub like it owes us money. Naked into the smoke, wrapped when the time is right, and left alone for 14 hours until the bark locks and the inside surrenders completely. Rested, unwrapped, and sliced slow in front of whoever's watching. The bark gives way, everything inside spills out, and 14 hours of patience pays off in one long, slow, satisfying release. Nobody's ready for it. Nobody's ever ready for it.

  • Big Daddy Dino Ribs DINO BONES

    Big Daddy goes in naked — nothing but our pepper-heavy Beat That Meat BBQ rub and 6-8 hours of uninterrupted smoke. Sliced to the bone and stripped down for the table so everyone gets some. They don't last long. You've been warned.

  • Slapping the Hog Pulled Pork 12 HR

    First we fill the butt with She's a Squirter peach injection. Then we rub it down with our Sweet Cheeks rub, a sweet stone-fruit peach, and a whisper of chili. Smoked naked for 8 hours, glazed, and pulled apart by hand. Piled high on a potato bun with Carolina vinegar slaw. She's a Squirter — and so is this sandwich.

  • Ribbed For Her Pleasure 6 HR

    First we pop the cherry. Pop That Cherry fruity rub pressed into every St. Louis cut, smoked naked for 6 hours with a spritz to keep things wet and willing. The house-made glaze comes in late — thick, sticky, and caramelized into a finish that coats every inch and doesn't let go. They pull clean and bite through with conviction. These ribs know exactly what they were made for. The finish is sticky, generous, and all over everything before you see it coming. The kind that leaves you satisfied, licking every finger, and not quite ready for it to be over. You've been warned.

  • Choke-the-Chicken Kebabs SLOW BURN 🌶

    We choke the chicken for 12 hours in a yogurt marinade loaded with a Middle Eastern spice blend that's none of your business. Grilled hard on a hot skewer until the outside chars beautifully and the inside surrenders completely. The heat is real but plays nice — a slow warm build that eases its way in, lingers just long enough to keep things interesting, and never once overstays its welcome. The kind of heat that keeps you coming back for more without making you regret it in the morning.

  • Let's Get Porkin' Pork Belly Burnt Ends WHILE THEY LAST

    Pork belly doesn't just get smoked here — it gets smoked twice. First 6 hours with Slapping the Hog pork rub. Then cubed, bathed in brown sugar and house BBQ sauce, and caramelized back on the pit until the outside shatters and the inside gives way completely. Candy with a pulse.

  • Smash Me Daddy Burgers OFF THE FLAT TOP

    One beef patty smashed hard against a ripping hot flat top until the edges go lacy, the crust locks in fast, and the inside stays juicy enough to make a mess. Cheddar, griddled onions, house burger sauce on a toasted potato bun. Greg's been doing this longer than most people have been eating smash burgers. The most requested thing he makes so argue with the people who keep coming back.

  • Slide It in the Bun GRILLED HOT DOGS

    Some days only a good wienering will do. We're here to deliver the wienering you deserve — one plump, firm, glistening wiener grilled hot and absolutely ready to burst in your mouth. Slid all the way into a toasted bun and covered in whatever you want. Golden Wiener Sauce, Arctic Cream Pie remoulade, Wiener Winner Relish, raw onions, fried onions, ketchup — we're not judging. We are however strongly recommending you go all the way. Messy, filthy, and built for both hands. The bun can take it.

Sides & Fixins

  • Collard Me Daddy KNOWS ITS PLACE

    Collard greens pushed down and braised slow until they stop fighting back. Tender, tangy, and carrying a heat that slips in from behind right when things got comfortable. Low heat. Long time. No mercy. Just how Daddy likes them.

  • Bangin' Baked Beans PACKED TIGHT

    Whatever's been smoking on the pit goes in. Multiple bean varieties, house rub, sauces, roasted tomatoes with a little heat, and a long slow simmer until everything surrenders completely. The kind of simmer that leaves everyone breathless and nobody talking. It's called Bangin' because that's exactly what's happening in there. The beans just watch.

  • The Creamer Corn Pudding MAKES 'EM CREAM

    White shoepeg corn baked deep into a heavy cream custard until it barely holds itself together. Soft, jiggly, and deceptively rich. Sweet up front, heat slipping in through the back door when you least expect it. It's called The Creamer for a reason — shows up soft, finishes hot, and always leaves an impression. You'll understand after the first bite.

  • Dijon My Taters TAKES IT HOT

    German-inspired red potatoes tossed straight from the heat with thick bacon, sharp white vinegar, and whole grain Dijon that coats every inch. Hot, shameless, and ready to get all over your plate.

Sweet Finish save room

  • Blow My Banana Pudding OPEN WIDE

    Fresh bananas and 'Nilla wafers buried deep in layers of creamy pudding, finished with a thick crown of fresh whipped cream covering everything on top. Everything gets soft. Everything gets covered. It's called Blow My Banana Pudding for a reason — and it'll leave you satisfied, breathless, and reaching for more before the bowl's even empty. Open wide.

Veg & allergies? Let us know on the RSVP. — The Pitmaster

What We Need

Help us round out the spread.

We've got everything on the menu covered — meats, sides, dessert, the whole spread. All we're asking guests to handle is drinks and a few extras, potluck-style. Claim what you're bringing below when you RSVP so we don't end up with six bags of ice and zero beer.

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