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You're Invited
Low · Slow · Bring a Chair
When
Saturday
[Date TBD] · 2:00 PM
Where
The Backyard
[Address shared after RSVP]
Dress Code
Stretchy Pants
You'll understand later.
Vibe
Pitmaster Casual
Leave the judgment at home.
The Gist
We're firing up the smoker.
Here's what you'll need when you get here: a bib, a serious appetite, a sense of humor, and absolutely zero dignity.
The menu is where it all starts to make sense. And where the dignity goes to die laughing.
Try Butt Stuff BBQ Co. exists because of one simple observation — when someone says "Wanna try Butt Stuff tonight?" there's excitement, confusion, disappointment, and then pure joy when it turns out to be outstanding barbecue. One look at the menu and you'll agree — Greg was right.
Expect deliberate innuendos, dish names that make you look around to see if anyone else just read that, eye roll, shake your head, and grin anyway. And food so good it'll ruin every other backyard BBQ for you permanently. This is just Greg doing what he loves most, for the people he loves most, with a menu that'll make everyone laugh along the way.
⚠ Maybe don't read the menu out loud to children.
A genuine note — none of this is meant to offend or make anyone uncomfortable. It's meant to make everyone laugh and if it misses for you, we completely understand. No hard feelings whatsoever. The food however will do its best to turn that around. The BBQ doesn't care what you call it. It's just happy you're here. So are we.
Come for the joke. Stay for the smoke. 🔥
The Menu
Est. 2026 · Backyard Edition
Served family-style 'til it's gone. Pitmaster's choice. No substitutions. Menu subject to change. Pace yourself — it's a marathon, not a sprint.
We beat it with our Texas inspired Beat That Meat BBQ rub like it owes us money. Naked into the smoke, wrapped when the time is right, and left alone for 14 hours until the bark locks and the inside surrenders completely. Rested, unwrapped, and sliced slow in front of whoever's watching. The bark gives way, everything inside spills out, and 14 hours of patience pays off in one long, slow, satisfying release. Nobody's ready for it. Nobody's ever ready for it.
Big Daddy goes in naked with nothing but our pepper-heavy Beat That Meat BBQ rub. And there is a lot of Big Daddy. More than you're expecting. Every massive inch going in slow and low for 6-8 hours because rushing something this size would be a crime. Big Daddy is a lot for one person. He knows it. He's always been better shared, best enjoyed with company, and that's exactly what friends are for. Rested just long enough before getting stripped down in front of the crowd. The bark cracks open and everything inside spills out. A smoke ring that goes all the way through, something deep and rich that's been building all day and finally letting go, and a juice release that stops conversation. Stripped down and laid bare for the table so everyone gets a piece of Big Daddy. First come, first served. Big Daddy doesn't wait around.
First we fill the butt. She's a Squirter peach injection goes in deep, filling every inch until it can't take anymore. Then we rub the butt down with Sweet Cheeks until every inch is covered and nothing goes untouched. Our stone-fruit peach rub with a whisper of chili working its way into every crevice and slipping in from behind right when things get comfortable. Smoked naked for 8 hours with a spritz to keep things wet and willing the whole way through. Glazed, pulled apart by hand, and piled high on a potato bun with Carolina vinegar slaw to cut through all that sweetness. Peach from the inside out and dripping by the time it hits the bun. She's a Squirter. And so is this sandwich..
First thing we do? Pop that cherry. Our Pop That Cherry fruity rub, sweet cherry base up front with a sneaky heat that slips in from behind right when you've let your guard down. Pressed deep into every rack. Six hours naked in the smoke with a spritz to keep things wet and willing. The house-made glaze joins the party loaded and right when things are getting good, locks in deep, and finishes everything in a sticky coat that gets all over everything before you see it coming. Pulls clean and bites through with conviction. Built for pleasure from the first rack to the last. The kind that leaves you satisfied, licking every finger, and not quite ready for it to be over. Ribbed for her pleasure and anyone else lucky enough to pull up a chair. Whoever she is, she's going to be very, very happy. So is everyone else.
We choke the chicken for 12 hours in a yogurt marinade loaded with a Middle Eastern spice blend that's none of your business. Takes every inch of the skewer before hitting a ripping hot grill until the outside chars beautifully and the inside surrenders completely. The heat is real but plays nice. A slow warm build that eases its way in, lingers just long enough to keep things interesting, and never once overstays its welcome. The kind of heat that keeps you coming back for more without making you regret it in the morning.
We slap the hog. Then we get porkin'. Slapping the Hog pork rub pressed in deep before hitting the pit. Then cubed and given a proper porkin' in something sweet, thick, and shameless, glazed with house BBQ sauce, and sent back for a second run until everything surrenders completely. Finished with a glaze that gets everything sticky, tacky, and all over your fingers before you see it coming. Deeply satisfying doesn't begin to cover it. While the inside stays wet and obscenely juicy and dripping with juice, swollen, and tender enough to give everything up without a fight. Candy with a pulse.
Who doesn't like nice, big juicy breasts? Get your mind out of the gutter. We're talking about turkey. Mostly. Big juicy turkey breasts. Brined, injected, rubbed down, and smoked low and slow until they're dark outside and impossibly juicy inside. Nice breasts. We inspected them thoroughly. We called it like we saw it.
One hard press. That's all Smash Me Daddy needs. One beef patty hit hard against a ripping hot flat top until the edges frill up lacy, the crust locks in fast, and the outside caramelizes into something that shouldn't be possible without losing the juice inside. Cheddar melted over the top, griddled onions, and a house burger sauce that's none of your business, all on a butter toasted potato bun. Take it bare or pile it on: lettuce, tomato, raw onions, ketchup, or Golden Wiener Sauce. Build it your way. Daddy can take it either way.
Greg's been doing this longer than most people have been eating smash burgers and the results are non negotiable. The most requested thing he makes. Argue with the people who keep coming back.
Bacon-wrapped pasta cannons stuffed with sausage and cheese, smoked low, glazed sticky, and liable to go off in your mouth in one hot sticky mess. Watch the teeth.
Some days only a good wienering will do. We're here to deliver the wienering you deserve. One plump, firm, glistening wiener grilled hot and ready to burst the moment it hits your mouth, slid into a toasted bun. Go all the way with our Golden Wiener Sauce, Arctic Cream Pie remoulade, Wiener Winner Relish, raw onions, fried onions, and ketchup, or take what you can handle. Nobody goes home disappointed. Messy, filthy, and built for both hands. The bun can take it. So can you.
Collard greens pushed down and braised slow until they stop fighting back. Tender, tangy, and carrying a heat that slips in from behind right when things got comfortable. Low heat. Long time. No mercy. Just how Daddy likes them.
Whatever's been smoking on the pit goes in. Multiple bean varieties, house rub, sauces, roasted tomatoes with a little heat, and a long slow simmer until everything surrenders completely. The kind of simmer that leaves everyone breathless and nobody talking. It's called Bangin' because that's exactly what's happening in there. The beans just watch.
White shoepeg corn baked deep into a heavy cream custard until the top goes golden, a soft crust forms, and everything underneath jiggles at the slightest touch. Barely holding itself together and completely aware of it. One scoop and it gives itself up completely, warm and yielding all the way through. Two cheeses melted deep into every layer. A heat that slips in through the back door slow and deliberate, settling in so softly you don't notice until it's already made itself at home deep inside. It's called The Creamer for a reason. Shows up soft, finishes hot, and always leaves an impression. You'll understand after the first bite.
German-inspired. There's a German word for what happens here. Feucht. It means moist. That's their story and we're sticking with it. Nobody warned the taters either. Red potato cubes boiled soft and yielding before being introduced to something hot, thick, and getting hot and bothered. The taters take it all. Sharp white vinegar and a whole grain Dijon dressing worked in while everything is still ripping hot and willing until every inch is thoroughly coated and nothing goes untouched. Hot, shameless, and dripping all over your plate before you're ready for it. The Dijon coats every inch and gets all over everything. The name was inevitable. Say it slowly and you'll see why.
Fresh bananas and 'Nilla wafers buried deep in layers of creamy pudding, finished with a thick crown of fresh whipped cream covering everything on top. Everything gets soft. Everything gets covered. It's called Blow My Banana Pudding for a reason — and it'll leave you satisfied, breathless, and reaching for more before the bowl's even empty. Open wide.
Veg & allergies? Let us know on the RSVP. — The Pitmaster
What We Need
We've got everything on the menu covered — meats, sides, dessert, the whole spread. All we're asking guests to handle is drinks and a few extras, potluck-style. Claim what you're bringing below when you RSVP so we don't end up with six bags of ice and zero beer.
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